May 2013
Every day, I'm slowly learning that, in order to...
cakesandhippyshakes:
Steve Harvey is not a viable source for morality or relationship advice.
Again, Steve Harvey is NOT a viable source for morality or relationship advice.
Fuck him.
Or for dental care, or hair care, or for telling you just how many buttons on your suit is too much
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
Anonymous asked: Black: 1 fact about the person I like
Anonymous asked: Yellow
Anonymous asked: Purple.
You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how...
– Daniel Franzese (via youthex)
followers, what do you want to know?
kawaiijamaican:
Purple: 10 facts about my room Blue: 9 facts about my family Green: 8 facts about my body Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood Orange: 6 facts about my home town Red: 5 facts about my best friend Pink: 4 facts about my parents White: 3 facts about my personality Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things Black: 1 fact about the person I like OOH DO THIS DO ITTTT
Please...
effis4fenomenal asked: Pink
sheeniebaby asked: Orange: 6 facts about my home town
ramblingsofanurbanjawn asked: White: 3 facts about my personality
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A JAPANESE PORN ENTITLED...
ctron164:
I can’t !
Y THE HAYLE NOT
followers, what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
OOH DO THIS
DO ITTTT
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A JAPANESE PORN ENTITLED...
Best Missing Cat Poster EVER →
I just said someone can eat a dick assortment.
dopegirlfresh:
like dick party mix. dick pretzels dick cheese puffs dick fritos lmao
Party Dix
stabsinthe:
when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat
V GHVHJN KJL
minddribble:
Remember when Frank tweeted “I think my dick grew”?
Remember when I retweeted him saying “pics or it didn’t happen”
Remember when he didn’t send me pics?
:(
ramblingsofanurbanjawn:
str8nochaser:
teacakeomnislash:
djcagedbird:
theprosaicmoments:
crossyourcupidsbow:
ejacutastic:
mapleprince:
reinsspu:
mystia:
ranyakumo:
8ad-jokes:
Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me? I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
Fill in these (okay...
will this abercrombie and fitch thing EVER die?
wtfplus:
i have already written extensively about this stupid abercrombie and fitch “controversy,” but the links, stupid gifs, and outrage keep rolling in (not just here, but on facebook, twitter, etc.) i addressed it in this post. later, in this post, i pointed out that almost every single retailer of men’s and women’s clothing carries vastly larger men’s clothing than women’s, because of the...
Nobody else graduated from high school at 17?
teacakeomnislash:
sky-lark:
spikexero:
hazeleyed1:
futuredavidfucknporter:
my birthday is late as shit so i did.
I did.
Me too.
Me !
as well
I did, but I was 18 by the end of the year (my bday is in December)
the best of frank ocean's twitter
mysteriousfloatingeye:
i got a crush on hayley williams.
ya know Jennifer Aniston is actually a baddie.
there’s always one or two things I leave out in even my most honest verses. maybe I don’t trust my listeners enough yet.
fuck jason derulo.
imagine if my rap name was ‘pretty flowers’
anybody got a kitten I can borrow for a hour on Friday?
Sarah Palin and her damn family. Ruining CNN...
coelasquid:
snoozlebee:
leidis:
penciltests:
“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Deleted Scene
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is...
GIF Creator, Steve Wilhite, "It is a soft 'G,'... →
luvvdivine:
I KNEW IT!! IN YO’ FACE “hard G” people!
LISTEN, ‘GRAPHICS’ IS PRONOUNCED WITH A HARD ‘G’