January 2011
18 posts
1/29
Question: What’s the meaning behind your Tumblr name and what made you choose it?
Mine is from the mangling of the popular phrase “scapegoat”, plus I’m a Goat (Capricorn).
January 27
1) I’m an extremely moody person. I go through periods of withdrawal where I don’t want to talk to anyone, don’t want to be around anyone, just want be left alone. The problem with this is that it leaves people feeling hurt or dismissed. If I’ve ever seen your number in my phone and I ignored your call, it’s nothing you’ve done (I don’t give my number to...
You ever get so nostalgic that it hurts? I’ve had dreams about the past that were so vivid that I would wake up really thinking that I was still there. I still dream about the house I lived in from ‘89 to ‘98. I dunno what it is about the 90s that still haunts my dreams. It’s not because my life was particularly great at the time; I think it has to do with how much simpler...
Danger Mouse: This or that... →
prettycakes:
red rose or white?
Chrysanthemums… ! salt or pepper?
Sazón… ! pink or blue?
Tamarind… ! hamburgers or hot dogs?
Cheese fries… ! Both… ! music or movies?
These are two different things… ! Yes to them… ! comedy or horror?
Comedy! And horror… ! Mostly comedy, tho… ! laughs and laughs action or…
‘Buh, you done messed up the...
Verbal Purification: I was a child who was... →
verbal-purification:
I was a child who was abused.
I grew up to become an adult that would be abused. Luckily, I have Friends, Stranger Friends, and a Guardian Spirit who saw fit to look out for me. I was abused in a few different ways — I won’t go into detail here…
So when I’m on Twitter and I see shit like, “When…
Oh my goodness I agree 1000%. Great blog, Courtney!
1/23/11
According to Twitter, women MUST:
-Be willing to engage in ANY sexual activity at any time (after all, “What you won’t do, another woman will!”~Hoodrat proverb)
-Be smart, but not too smart
-Be ambitious, but keep them ambitions to yourself, dammit
-Be funny, but not too funny
-Be good in bed, but not too good or else he’ll think you’re a ho
-Know how to...
1/23
According to Twitter, men must NEVER:
-Show emotion. Unless someone dies. Or your kid is born. Cuz tears are for bitches. Yea.
-Turn down sex. Cuz using discretion is like, gay.
-Use the following: umbrellas, straws, chapstick, lotion, hair conditioner, loofahs, forks and knives…
-Accept the following from women: money, help, backtalk, a kidney.
-Forget to “Pause”...
This post will count as my 100,000th tweet. I can’t believe that I’ve tweeted so much. It’s amazing how much one can convey in 140 characters. I joined Twitter on June 3rd, 2009, and I STILL can’t explain Twitter. I can’t explain the significance of a hashtag, or how Twitter isn’t just some narcissistic site designed for people who assume that their every move...
My mind is IKEA.: One more reason I loathe this... →
youcantuseconjunctionsinurls:
We are extrinsically driven while also suffering from the shortest attention span in recorded history (until OUR kids get older)…
If it doesn’t happen when we want it, we don’t want it.
We feel we deserve it when we don’t due to getting honored for 12th place at the Spelling bee that only…
Jan 2
I have a bad habit of:
-Walking with my left hand in my pocket.
-Changing things people say into song lyrics.
-Walking outside in thunderstorms
-Correcting people’s grammar in my head as they speak
-Not smiling often enough
-Popping my gum
(Written while walking in the rain and unshoveled snow)
1/02/11
I have things I want to accomplish this year, but I don’t want them confused with resolutions. The reason 2011 is such a huge year for me is because I turned 25 8 days ago. 25 is a milestone age. I’m a quarter of a century. George Harrison wrote “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” when he was 25. Michael Jackson released “Thriller” when he was 25. Jimi Hendrix...