December 2011
85 posts
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
I have so much damned healing to do.
Question
What do you want for Christmas? (Material things or whatever)
Chrimmus Eve '11
I am not happy today. I wish I was. I’m tired of everyone and everything. Tired of people not listening. Not admitting when they’ve fucked up or when they’re wrong. People taking me for granted. I’m just so tired.
My birthday is tomorrow. My BIRTHDAY. I’m supposed to be happy or at least somewhat excited. For the past few days, I’ve been dealing with petty...
The art of trolling
secretlygiftedtumbling:
leetakeuchi:
piercetheely:
All of these are fucking genius.
Hey I see one of mine.
Ron.Charlie.George.This is the next level
OMGYES
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quarternotesandkeystrokes:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
*tears*
X_X
Mike On The Mic: ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:... →
ramblingsoflittlemissmoodswing:
dabigbangtheory:
i want to be fucked…BADLY *drops mic*
Asshole commentary ahead….
The above is stating that you want to be fucked badly. As in, you don’t want someone to fuck you right. “I badly want to be fucked” is probably more accurate.
I’m…
I love this
please. →
iamherlobster:
1. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship-Being cheated on and being controlled 2. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?-Chak 3. When was the last time you snuck out? Never 4. Have you ever smoked? Nope 5. Do you dream in black and white or color? Color 6. Have you ever been in love? Yah 7. Do you drink gingerale when you are sick? I...
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Watchgimmethebowtietommy:
itskimbella:
xolauraann:
endlesshate:
xbostons:
badscene-everyonesfault:
lungs-:
my-little-underground:
qbug:
thegentlemanscorner:
Sex from the inside…enjoy
Omg………… I’m gonna puke and then be abstinent for the rest of my life………… kbye.
every time I see this I just laugh lololol
When he came, I spit out my drink. Awesome.
This killed me.
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