Manhattan is the child that did everything right, graduated from college, got a great job, and goes home and cries every night. Brooklyn is the rebellious child that fucked up numerous times but still managed to make it and have a bombass life. Queens is the child that switched majors 4 times, dropped out of school, and traveled all over the world to find themselves. The Bronx is the child that gave you the hardest time, but you still have a soft spot for them. Staten Island is the child that ran away from home at 18, got married, and had 5 kids by age 25. Staten Island has a drinking problem.