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geekscoutcookies: babydramallama: becuzbacon: kyssthis16: are...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:23:18 -0400

babydramallama:

becuzbacon:

kyssthis16:

areohdoubleb:

Lmaoo i wish i could use microsoft paint this good

I’m crying.

Done

STAHP!

OH MY GOD

humansofnewyork: A night of passion, a lifetime of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:35:23 -0400

humansofnewyork:

A night of passion, a lifetime of responsibility.

invisiblelad: sarahtheartiste: emmagrant01: hiddlestalker: as...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:33:04 -0400

invisiblelad:

sarahtheartiste:

emmagrant01:

hiddlestalker:

asked to be made rebloggable

“Dif-tor heh smusma don’t mean jack shit to real star trek fans”

“Dif-tor heh smusma” is the Vulcan phrase for “Live long and prosper.”

BURN.

“Please go back to your country or follow blogs that speak your language…”

cakesandhippyshakes: Steve Harvey is not a viable source for morality or relationship...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:55:12 -0400

cakesandhippyshakes:

Steve Harvey is not a viable source for morality or relationship advice.

Again, Steve Harvey is NOT a viable source for morality or relationship advice.

Fuck him.

Or for dental care, or hair care, or for telling you just how many buttons on your suit is too much

PAVEL PETEL SWAG

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:24 -0400

PAVEL PETEL SWAG

duck-tective: you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:56:42 -0400

duck-tective:

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

nerdfithers: oneboredjeu: nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my water and my electricity...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:50:41 -0400

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:48:50 -0400

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:42:12 -0400

He’s devilish.

Yellow

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:41:31 -0400

7 Facts about my childhood

I’m the middle of 3 kids. We’re all 6 years apart.
I grew up in Brooklyn
My father was kinda militant, so he, my mom and sister didn’t really celebrate Christmas until I happened to be born on Christmas Day 1985 (I was actually due in January)
I’m the middle child. I was always reserved and loved being by myself.
My childhood wasn’t great (my mom’s depression pretty much screwed up my childhood), but I had a lot of good moments
I learned how to read when I was 3
I got myself expelled from school in 7th grade bc I hated the “gifted” school i was in.

dkuzla: pharaohhearts: chuckyface: “I don’t want to ignore my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:27:37 -0400

dkuzla:

pharaohhearts:

chuckyface:

“I don’t want to ignore my Blackness. I just want to get to the point where my racial identity is simply a part of what makes me unique in the way being from the Bronx makes me unique, or being an Aquarius, or being born in 1977 and having hip-hop be a part of my heartbeat.”

- Kerry Washington Essence Magazine 2010

Marry me

IlovekerryWashington

activistaabsentee: madonnax: June 1987, Madonna was rushed to...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:26:28 -0400

activistaabsentee:

madonnax:

June 1987, Madonna was rushed to the Cedars Sinai hospital for an X-ray after her then-husband—Sean Penn hit her across the head with a baseball bat. At the time, they had been having a heart-to-heart talk about reconciling.

Madonna did not make an official complaint because Penn was about to serve a short jail term for attacking a film extra and violating the probation he’d been given for punching a fan. It was a decision she would come to regret. In the late afternoon of December 28, 1988, Penn scaled the wall surrounding the Malibu house and found Madonna alone in the master bedroom.

According to a report filed by Madonna with the Malibu sheriff’s office, the two began to quarrel. Penn told her he owned her “lock, stock and barrel”. When she told him she was leaving the house, he tried to bind her hands with an electric cord. Screaming and afraid, Madonna fled from the bedroom. Penn chased her into the living room, caught her and bound her to a chair with heavy twine. Then he threatened to shave her hair. Penn was “drinking liquor straight from the bottle” and the abuse went on for nine hours, during which he smacked and forced Madonna to perform a “degrading sex act” on him.

He went out to buy more alcohol, leaving Madonna bound and gagged. Some hours later, he returned and continued his attacks, then finally untied her. Madonna then fled the house and ran to her car. Penn ran after her and was banging on the windows of her Thunderbird while she spoke to police on her mobile phone. Fifteen minutes later, she staggered into the sheriff’s office.

Wow. I had no idea this had ever happened. Makes me look at Sean Penn a lot differently, even if he’s a more stable less ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING person now…

He is trash.

ramblingsofanurbanjawn: shonilane: iamthegarebear: ghdos: the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:23:55 -0400

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

shonilane:

iamthegarebear:

ghdos:

thefoxxypoet:

odinsblog:

A Bronx bus company is offering tours billed as a “a ride through a real New York City ‘GHETTO,’” the New York Post reports.

The company, Real Bronx Tours, has taken largely white foreign tourists around the Bronx. The tour guide was caught mocking the Bronx by Post reporter Candice Giove.

Three times a week, Real Bronx Tours takes riders — mainly white Europeans and Australians — on a trip that includes stops at food-pantry lines and a “pickpocket” park.

“Last week, on the first stop of the $45 tour, guide Lynn Battaglia, from Pittsburgh, pointed out a housing project. She then mocked the Grand Concourse, modeled after a Parisian boulevard,” reports Giove.“‘Do you feel like we’re on the Champs-Elysées?’ she teased a couple from Paris.”

The tour also included a drive near a food pantry at a church. Battaglia wondered out loud, “I don’t know what that line’s about, but every Wednesday we see it. We see them go in with empty carts, and we see them come out with carts full.

The tour guide warned of the dangers of going to a park in the Bronx and also gave inaccurate information about the origin of the word “pig” to describe a police officer. While Battaglia claimed the word came from the Bronx, in reality it originated in London.

The Bronx borough president harshly criticized the guide and the tour.

The guide is “the biggest fool on the planet,” said Ruben Diaz, the borough president. “To have foreigners come and gawk at a long line of people who are less fortunate than they are and to make money off of that and to view them as they are some sort of entertainment is pretty disgusting.” [emphasis mine]

This is a total diss to my hometown. Ugh the Bronx is many things, but there is beauty there…and I’m happy I spent a good chunk of my childhood there.

It’s irritating to see these dumb ass tourists come to my city and mock it for their enjoyment and someone is getting paid to be a racist/classist asshole.

They’re taking a tour of the projects like it’s a zoo. Like it’s a fucking exhibit. SMH.

Like, i know yall mad and shit but this aint no worse than what Americans do in other countries. In fact, we are notorious worldwide for this same kinda act happening in other countries. But i see yall wanna get offended when shit hits home right? Granted the tour guide sounds like an idiot, the whole concept isnt anything new and Americans are the biggest perpetrators.

So…You must not be paying attention when people mention that very thing. Ok…

Like…..I also dont see how it’s relevant here. Because. Um. The people who are taking those tours outside of the US….are not the same people standing on line for food pantries being gawked at by tourists.

Get it?

I encourage everyone to throw rocks at these idiots. How dare they?

Purple.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:55:57 -0400

>_< You gotta be difficult!

Small
Currently smells like Febreze Sweet Citrus and Zest
I don’t have a lot of stuff in it (it’s not my apartment)
Tall bookshelf filled with books and papers and such
Light blue walls
A bunch of trees outside (good for breeze, but invites all kinds of mosquitoes)
faces the street, so I have a decent view
Home of my brother’s Xbox (I only play like 1 game though)
Ummm…simple platform bed
White blinds, which I hate.

"You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:40:01 -0400

“You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.”

- Daniel Franzese (via youthex)

followers, what do you want to know?

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:32:45 -0400

kawaiijamaican:

Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like

OOH DO THIS

DO ITTTT

Please include the question with the color, so I don’t have to go back and look to see what question I should answer

Pink

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:29:54 -0400

My mom was born in Liberia in 1955
My father was born in St. Vincent and the Grenadines in 1947
My parents met in Brooklyn in 1975, had my sister in ‘79, then got married in ‘82.
My dad was the program director of a political news station in NYC (WBAI) until he died in ‘99.

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:25:44 -0400

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

mcstephanton: <3

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:07:49 -0400

mcstephanton:

<3

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:45:13 -0400

Brooklyn

The first Haagen Dazs was built here in 1976
If it was considered its own city, Brooklyn would be the 4th largest city in the United States. The population is about 2.7 million.
The Brooklyn Children’s Museum is the world’s first museum dedicated to children.
The Cosby Show was set in Brooklyn.
Most of Brooklyn Heights is considered one of The U.S.’s National Historical Landmarks.
The world’s oldest subway tunnel is in Brooklyn, at Atlantic Avenue.